Women's rights

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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