- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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