An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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black chicken. kfc

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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