What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Justin Bieber

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Knock knock Fuck off!

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A man penetrates another man.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

wanna hear a joke womens rights

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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