- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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