Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

su algato es en fuego

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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