- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Mahmy

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

where's mom I killed her

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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