- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

su algato es en fuego

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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