On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A black person in the NHL

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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