Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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