- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Libraries.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

A baby seal walks into a club.

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