- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

women rights

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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