- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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