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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

I'm winning at Scrabble.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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