- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Racial equality.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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