- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

You having friends.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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