- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

You having friends.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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