- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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