- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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