- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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