I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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I had a submarine.... once

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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