a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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hi mom

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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your no better than a cockroach

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Your life

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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