- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

your life

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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