- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Can anyone Lenin money?

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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