whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Grace Ackerson

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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