- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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