what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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jibby jobby

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Grace Ackerson

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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