- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

I have an erection My mom!

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