- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Sloths

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

whats worse than gill? nothing

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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