why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Skrillex.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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jibby jobby

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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