Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Then none of us want to be right.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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