How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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women's rights

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Gay republicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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