- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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