- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Knock knock. Who's there?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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