- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

A woman walks into a bar.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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