Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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well use a tissue!

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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