what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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minorities

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Penis.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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