- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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