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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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