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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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