Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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