Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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