Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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