Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Women's Rights..

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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