Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Obama

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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