- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A woman wears a dress.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Black people having a Job.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

why did katy fall off her bike?

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