Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

National security?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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