Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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hey justin

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Anti Joke

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