Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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