- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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