- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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